office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.

John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.

by wondermyke December 10, 2013

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office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.

Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.

by The lurk master May 23, 2014

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A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

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office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

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