Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!

Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!

by The secret grafter November 8, 2020

Nathan

if you have ever met a Nathan, you will have absolute bad luck or simply have a shitty life. His English is horrible and he can't spell simple words. He is a nuisance but a funny nuisance for a friend.He is kind and helpful when he is not being boring. He is addicted to gaming and his anger issues revolves around it.

"Nathan, you idiot!!!"
"Stop playing Brawl Stars Nathan!"
"T-SERIES"

by ZZZsleeping September 2, 2019

Nathan

Triangles. Who is Nathan? Mmmmmmm....
Short king slayyyy. Loves triangles wayyyyyyy too much, average. Lovely in bed, busts when he sees a 3D triangle, we all love Nathan

I love nathan

by Beheamoth January 15, 2024

Nathan

Weird pizza headed, monkey looking, gay homo. Hes really dumb and has half brain becasue it has to be compressed into a pizza shape. Luve you gay boi

Aye chuck us a slice of that Nathan

by youknow who i am February 14, 2024

Nathan

Nathan is a depressed pick me boy who will say that they’re going to kill them selves when you break up with them. They also complain about how fat and ugly they are. Don’t waste your time or money on Nathan, since he is just a depressed little ugly musty golden retriever boy wannabe.

e.g

Person 1: ‘I’m so ugly and fat’

Person 2: ‘ew you’re giving Nathan rn’

by Ispeakfactslmao November 25, 2023

Nathan

A person with an extreme Double Stuf Decked out Chocolate drippin fat bunda.

damn Nathan, that’s fucking huge. get that stinky thing off of the tv remote. EEWWWW ITS COVERED IN SHIT.

by Bruhtard69 December 21, 2022

Nathan Pilgrim

Fortnite Geek who hasn’t had the light of day shed on his frail skin.

That Nathan Pilgrim kid is so white.

by HonestPilgrim56715 May 3, 2022