Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

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dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

by kaylaelizabethann June 16, 2016

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A millennial dad who doesn't realize he is 35+ and still wears backwards hats and dresses like he's in middle school. They often play video games, have beards, are heavily involved in frisbee golf, and seem to never be at work.

Did you see that total bro dad over there. I swear he acts like an eighth grader

by Nickascoobie March 29, 2020

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jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

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berrywtf dad

Hyper is berrywtf dad. Hyper is a very sexy man.

Hyper gave birth to berry by nailing his mother this meaning he is berrywtf dad.

by InsertHyper May 27, 2021

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Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

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