lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

ur mum

heckin gay

ur mum is heckin gay

by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018

MuM

MuM;
Methed-Up-Moron
MumHead
MumTime - time to methup or methout
Mumedup - tweaking hard
Mummers - group of MumHeads tweaking hard
MumNuts - nickname
MumDum - nickname
MumBasket - Going to die from doing meth
Mummed Out - coming down from days of meth - possibly sleeping

Don't be a Mumhead!
He's mummed out.
These mummers are everywhere
I'll pick up MumDum
MumNuts is an idiot
Me was mumedup and got a bad batch, sent him to the MumBasket
That was his last MumTime

by MarzW4 June 4, 2021

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025