Michael cox

Somebody who spends his life masturbating at work and going home early form(giggs, festivals, anything fun)

I went to work wanked and went home early I'm Michael cox

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

Zachary Michael

If you know someone called this... you are extremely lucky he's one of those people who will stay up till 4 in the morning playing game pigeon chess with you, what a lad.

zachary michael is the guy to go to

by FatPurpleWrinklyPigeon December 29, 2021

michael abrogar

a pencil dick, low life, ugly beast that doesn't do anything with his life but bully people

Damn that MICHAEL ABROGAR really isn't doing anything with his life.

by thatas1anguy November 15, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

michael welsh

He is smelly and fat and he lives like a hobo that eats fried cats

Oh Michael Welsh eats too much fried cats

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

Michael Afro

The richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. He lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn't own the house. His casual wear is usually rockin a V-neck. He loves to bike around town and f**k s**t up.

I'm felling a little Michael Afro today, so I think I'll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.

by Car37 December 18, 2014