May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022

may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 8, 2022

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

May 25th

National Grab your crushes Ass day!

Jared : yo bro its May 25th national Grab your crushes ass day !

Max : 😐 bruh

by Jayden ! May 22, 2022

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022