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Bail Mary

Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.

Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
by bailmary March 21, 2011
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Marie and Wout

Cutest couple ever

But only a few problems

1. They never talk to each other

2. They NEVER talk to each other except on text

3. They have this amazing, beautiful, smart, adorable and weird friend that almost ruined their first kiss
“Have u seen Marie and Wout today?”

“Yes, but it’s such a pity they never talk.”
by Pregnant banana November 20, 2017
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mary holland

Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.
That girl is so cool she must be Mary Holland!!
by kalmsl July 6, 2020
mugGet the mary hollandmug.

Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.
After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.
by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020
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Gay mary

The gayest bitch you will ever meet who also happens to be a hot sexy furry. Their words not mine
It’s gay Mary on all fours again”
by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021
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The bloodiest mary

This bloody mary has just turned into the bloodiest mary if you know what I mean
by Jwawuin hagar February 5, 2017
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mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.
Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher
by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020
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