Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019

May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

26th of may

National tash send max botty pics day (must include one vid)

Oh it’s 26th of may tash must send max botty pics

by Harry999999151537 May 26, 2021

May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

by xflox_x February 10, 2021

May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

logan may

Better than Owen Nelson.

Nigga

Logan May is better than Owen Nelson

by hotasabuch January 23, 2020