A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022
The almost attractive guy who you would have an interest in, if your standards were lower,who you only start talking to the week before you have to move out of your apartment on the third floor with no elevator. Then you never talk to him again.
Steve: I was talking to Sydney last week and I helped her move and now she won't respond
Teddy: Man you were just her Moving Marv
Steve: What...
Teddy: Man you were just her Moving Marv
Steve: What...
by EStalnakerT December 04, 2016
The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 03, 2013
by buoyhouse August 22, 2022
When you are talking to a group of people and suddenly leave them without saying anything and join another group of people to start talking with them
by R&A&S September 29, 2018
As an IT professional you have to neatly hide the computer cables in the gutters under the desk.
When the end-user returns, keep as still as possible under the desk and wait until she moves her chair and you are almost with your head between the female Döner, then say hello and wait for her reaction.
When the end-user returns, keep as still as possible under the desk and wait until she moves her chair and you are almost with your head between the female Döner, then say hello and wait for her reaction.
DavIT has to neatly tidy up the computer connection cables at a handsome employee's desk. The Employee is not in the desk. DavIT is under the desk when the employee returns, he does the DavIT (aka Pablo) Move. Which means he keeps himself as still as possible and waits for the employee to sit down and pull the chair up.
His head sits to very short distance from her female Döner.
Then he suddenly says hello and anxiously awaits her reaction, will she open her legs or will he get a knee in the face.
His head sits to very short distance from her female Döner.
Then he suddenly says hello and anxiously awaits her reaction, will she open her legs or will he get a knee in the face.
by EBG2025 January 30, 2025