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lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.
Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"
by z28owner April 3, 2011
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low effort loser

A man that puts in little effort.
A: It’s my birthday tomorrow and he told me to get the cake myself. So, I broke up with him.
B: You saved yourself from a low effort loser. Next stop: queendom!
by renatl_car_abuse May 26, 2021
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Get low wit it!

The term can mean many suggestions! Here are some examples:
"Girl, drop that booty right here and get low wit it!"

"Man, he had 3 stretches of line left on the poll, decided to get low wit it and the bastard caught 2 on the line in under 10 mins!"

"Thalia, racking her brain over imposing questions, chose to get low wit it and jump into finding the answer!"

A1: "So, how am I doing so far? Is it the saucy we were hoping for?"
etepsaxet: It's really good but, what I need for you to understand is, life ain't all about dang puppies, kittens & happy flowers everyday! To understand the diversity in emotions of sound, sometimes you got to dig real deep, get low wit it & let it flow! It ain't all about 1 category or sensation for people A1! Find your climactic!"
A1: "Get low wit it?"
etepsaxet: Lay it down. Drop it for the sound. Find that flow, get low wit it and let it go!"
2hrs later:
etepsaxet: "NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
A1: "Low wit it good?"
etepsaxet: "Where's a towel?"
A1: Aw, now that's just gross! Stop touching that while I'm working! *LOL*
etepsaxet: Don't you get low wit it and tell all these people when your near me I get low wit it!"
A1: "You already did that!"
etepsaxet: "dats low!"
A1: "You said to...."
etepsaxet: "I KNOW WHAT I SAID! You just get low wit it!"
A1: Fine! "Just stop touchin' it while I'm trying to work! I'm fragile!

etepsaxet: "Please, don't get that low wit it!"
by Yesa,You'swititlow May 29, 2013
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low life chaser

Person ( male or female) who is attracted to scummy people.
"Man that Jackie is really into scumbags."
" Yeah she's a real low life chaser bra' a regular LLC
by Ribbone May 6, 2018
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Down Low Sneaky

When you are trying to accomplish something without being noticed. Often done while peeking and looking with one eye.
"They didn't even realize, I was there giving em' the down low sneaky..."
by Pecos Pete Partitions August 30, 2018
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flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.
That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....
by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010
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HANG LOW-MANS

Breasts that are hanging very low..
Holy Crap! Do you see that lady over there not wearing a bra with those hang low-mans?
by Mister Maples January 6, 2012
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