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Liberal Words

The top Google result (as of November 2020) for this post's namesake.

Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.

In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".

Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
"If you parse their sentences, the speech of the Left can be at times befuddling unless you understand their unique usage of terms. So that you may better understand (liberal words) Left-speak in the future, I offer the following glossary... You might want to print this and keep it on-hand for those times when you are unable to avoid (liberal words) Left-speak. "
by Mickey from Minnesota November 7, 2020
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Liberage

The act of being given privelaged benefits due to liberal beliefs, often contrary to what are core beliefs and actions of the benefited.
Man, Mario Cumo sure is getting a ton of Liberage considering he killed grandma

Talk about Liberage, I just saw the Bruce Springsteen commercial airing again!
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Liberage

The act of receiving a benefit based on your liberal beliefs, often done so in contrary to standards the benefited would normally be held to.
Man, Cumo sure is getting a ton of Liberage considering he killed grandma

Talk about Liberage, I just saw the Bruce Springsteen commercial back on!
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liberak

A spelling mistake of the word "Liberal".
Girl 1: You must be a liberak
Girl 2: Do you mean liberal?
Guy 1: I just shit my pants
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Liberinvidiation

Being jealous of a book someone else has and you do not have.
I felt a deep sense of liberinvidiation due to Johns ownership of the hard back version.
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those mfs with the abysmal sense of humor
Those damn Liberatores and their meatballs with the jelly
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