Me: “Are you going to Erlanger Kentucky tonight? “
Friend: “Yes, that’s why Im bringing my Glock and my syringes.”
Friend: “Yes, that’s why Im bringing my Glock and my syringes.”
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Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!
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