Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

Jew-walk

to walk in a straight line, even if the pathway you walk on is curved, causing you to bump your friends slowly off the road like a dumb ass bitch.

Dude, i was just strolling along next to Wil, and he totally jew-walked me off the sidewalk!

Thats fucked up man, wanna fight him?

Hell yeah i do!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 6, 2007

Jew line

A jew line, resembles the conga line of Jews that marched into Auschwitz

There they stood on that historic day, in the famous jew line as they headed into Auschwitz.

by PillagerSlayer619 April 23, 2021

Queen of Jews

The biggest jew of them all, representing all the qualities of a jewish person

Darian is queen of jews, the biggest jew of them all.

by Capn Kirk October 20, 2010

jew out

when someone uses a ton of coupons at once

Adam loves to Jew out at Target. That cheap bastard.

by Adamsucks4life November 18, 2016

The Coolest Jew

Albert Einstein. That’s all.

Israel: We want The Coolest Jew to be president.
Austria: Who?
Israel: Oh, we mean Albert Einstein.

by superthunderthotius May 30, 2019