Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
Get the Jason Mimosamug. the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim
by Cash Grab September 10, 2018
Get the Jason-bornmug. by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018
Get the Jason Jingmug. The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.
I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
Get the The Jason Lemkin Effectmug.