by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

by photojenic November 14, 2023

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

by >;'( February 13, 2024

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
