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Imam Jokes

Imam Jokes are a quintessential element in understanding the depths of what it means to be a Muslim Masculine Man. Failure to understand these jokes and how to deliver them will result in low testosterone and a failed marriage.
An example of Imam Jokes could be:

Imam #1: If you're a frog and that frog lives in a hole that is 40 feet in the ground...
Imam #2: Sometimes I feel like this in my life.
Imam #1: *Chuckles You mean as an Imam or as a father...
Imam #2: Let's not go further, I don't want to get in trouble.
by Lucious Star December 14, 2024
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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
by brr-grr September 23, 2018
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joke

by TatiLol December 17, 2019
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Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.
The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.
by Lv5 Bread August 23, 2018
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inside joke

An inside joke is something used to exclude others out of conversations and to strengthen one's own friendship, which is why humanity is extremely selfish. However, others can be included, but they feel awkward.
"I'm going to eat curry with some more curry and pizza when I fly on this airlines called Fly Curry Curry Pizza 2.0. The airlines is a group of people meant to manipulate several people for one's gain and basically serves various kinds of food, including curry and pizza. It's imaginary, but you know where this inside joke comes from since you are my friend." -friend #1
"Hahahahahahahaha! The airline also gives free ipads in-flight and donates to various countries and is very cheap!" -friend #2
"I'm gonna walk the dog now. Then I'm going to take over the world because of modern day politics." -random person
by whatisthemeaningofmylife September 2, 2019
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