by RankKat July 8, 2021
Get the italian chili dogmug. A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"
by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025
Get the Italian Massagemug. All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
Get the Italian Escape Hatchmug. by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020
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Get the italian missionarymug. by BJSveno August 21, 2025
Get the Italian Donutmug.