italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.

You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Italian soda

An Italian Soda is a flavored carbonated drink, typically made with a flavouring syrup component and an unflavored carbonated component.

Bob: can I please get an Italian soda
Barista: coming right up!

by #elk loves moose September 19, 2019

Italian Hot Pot

When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it

Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Italian Brainrot

Italian Brainrot is a form of internet content that is-- you know what? fuck it. this shit is not good at all. this FUCKING AI slop is getting driven through the depths of every platform. Just no.

"Yo i love that Italian Brainrot stuff yk"
"Kill yourself."

by ____---____ May 22, 2025

Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018