wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 16, 2008

Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

by November10 October 17, 2010

tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy June 28, 2015

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 November 06, 2017

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta November 27, 2005

Mob T-Wood

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

Good Wood

A quality individual; dependable; reliable

Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.

by WhoseSocksAreThese March 02, 2017