tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

by Jibbzy July 9, 2015

cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 24, 2011

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Mob T-Wood

A common phrase after a Northwood High School party is shut down by the police. Everyone goes to the T-wood (trailwood) pool to resume their shenanigans.

FUCK. Its rolled. Mob T-Wood.

by XXX42069 December 25, 2017

Full Of Wood

someone full of many massive penis's whose anus is badly splintered

"My ass was so Full Of Wood last night, I got tons of splinters"

by J PATTON April 1, 2008

Good Wood

A quality individual; dependable; reliable

Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.

by WhoseSocksAreThese March 2, 2017

drift wood

A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys.

Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.

by Reslab January 24, 2007