What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
Get the Human charity shieldmug. A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 22, 2008
Get the Human Speed Bumpmug. A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.
by it'sWingaRRdium April 22, 2020
Get the AP Human Geographymug. Generally a woman named Melinda or Judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. Other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating sexual harassment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with sexual exploitations of their admins.
by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016
Get the Human Resource Managermug. Hey bro, let's smash this Ben and Jerry's then do an 8 hour arm workout to leave humanity behind.... Shoooop dahhhh
by redditpeep210 November 20, 2020
Get the leave humanity behindmug. The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.
Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once
Mother told me to try everything once
by BertJimmy May 12, 2011
Get the Human Centipede Carouselmug. A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.
by gettin jizzy wit it December 12, 2008
Get the human stainmug.