Horny

Lol. You know the definition that's why you're here.

Damn I'm so horny right now, I need a boyfriend.

by That horny bitch August 27, 2017

Horny bitch

Your mum

Your mum is a horny bitch

by hormonemonstressormissy December 3, 2018

Horny Ninja

1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.

2. A ninja who is horny.

1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"

Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."

2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.

by Mrs. Candy January 2, 2012

Horny Fishcake

Dean. Dean is a horny fishcake.

Dean was once a fishcake. Then one day he became horny. Now he is a horny fishcake.

by Vlad The Impaler December 23, 2013

Herpy

A very contagious STD prominent in LA thots that cause painful, ugly blisters around the genital area. Women who resemble slugs are known to carry this along with many other STDs.

Tracksuit Andy brushed the sweat from his brow as he drove to the clinic to get tested for herpies, the plural name for herpy. He had no idea that his specific case would be the worst ever to be recorded my modern medicine.

by CxTruthTeller January 23, 2019

Horny people have rights

I can confirm that horny people do, in fact, have rights.

Person 1: Do horny people have rights?
Person 2: Yes, horny people have rights.

by hueheuheueheueh October 9, 2019

Horny

When you want sex real bad, you will have it with a geek

I'm so fucking horny!!!!!

feeling or arousing sexual excitement.

by Slutty ass condom September 30, 2020