One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
Get the jason hookmug. during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025
Get the sandy hookmug. invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful
filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful
filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b
Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
Get the gropple hookmug. by Dntwrry3 September 16, 2013
Get the jay hookmug. Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.
Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016
Get the Meat Hookmug. 
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug.