Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

Bog Hog

A penis that has been inserted into an anus.

Check out my Bog Hog Slampig Blog: Several bitches getting 'utted in the 'ussy

by anonymous May 25, 2025

Chihuahua-Hog

An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.

I saw an 18-wheeler hit a chihuahua-hog the other day and almost kill him.

by iCaveman May 30, 2025

Air Hog

An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.

I gave em an air hog one time, dude aint been the same since

by CAMPERSHELLED June 5, 2025

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Lee hog

Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes

“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog

by Pedo man July 17, 2023

hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023