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Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017
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The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011
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hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)
They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.
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busted hipster

A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.
Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.
by Kemper42 August 2, 2016
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Hipster

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily
Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
by b3thamph3tamine3 December 2, 2015
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Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.
by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024
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Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions
It'd be cool to dress up like Hipster
by Dylan Duke April 25, 2020
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