One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
Get the jason hookmug. Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of
by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020
Get the Liam Hookmug. Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.
by bilybob2010 November 16, 2010
Get the Heel Hookmug. A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
Get the Meat hook shimmymug. A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts
“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”
“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”
“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”
by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022
Get the Ryno hookmug. A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"
by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022
Get the hookmug. by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018
Get the jenna hookmug.