Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

Hipster

how Pariya and Maya describe "a person who is not fashionable and is cringe in the process and is not cool what-so-ever'

you're so u=hipster

by Gertrude Igloo December 14, 2018

hipster rash

Tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the "Sailor Jerry" style.

A person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed glasses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. People riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.

by shockcity July 28, 2013

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Hipster

They like it before it was cool.

There's a 3/4 chance of a hipster getting bitch slapped tonight.

by cheshire014 August 26, 2016

Hipster

Anyone who is named or has a variation of the name "Germain".

Germain is such a hipster.

by Bnerdude June 19, 2022