Alternative double penetration move.

When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.
My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
by Space October 13, 2004
mugGet the Honey Bag and Hammer Movemug.
When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers
by NETTLES August 28, 2007
mugGet the DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERSmug.
Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."
Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!
by Ethan the Impaler September 22, 2007
mugGet the Dr. Thunder's uvula hammermug.

war hammer

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life
by J Dawg April 18, 2003
mugGet the war hammermug.
Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
mugGet the Dumber Than a Bag of Hammersmug.

3 guys 1 hammer

It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1

Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*

Person: I'll take a look

Asshole: lolololol

Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 27, 2010
mugGet the 3 guys 1 hammermug.

Armie Hammer

“Oi stop being Armie Hammer bro
by Tdizzle26 January 21, 2021
mugGet the Armie Hammermug.

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