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fishing in public

When you shamelessly post your dating profile picture on social media to find some bites.
"Omg that looks like your tinder pic. You had that on your Instagram?!"

"Yeah, I'm fishing in public. So what?"
by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 27, 2025
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Fighting for the suffering

No you're not bitch. No you're not. You're doing a fucking podcast and your podcast DOESN'T AND WON'T EVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. And then you are trying to use you Podcaster to prolonge MY suffering extrajudicially.

Hym "That is how delusional these fucking YouTubers are. You're not fighting for the suffering. And to the extent that you are, you're doing it poorly. You're also fighting to make ME suffer and, therefore, whatever suffering you ameliorate is ultimately replaced by the suffering you create deliberately. And to pretend you're doing anything other than using your retarded kids as an excuse to cripple (literally or in abstraction) and torture a dissident is not going to do anything to stop them from dying. You want to punishing me for LAUGHING ON THE INTERNET AT A THING YOU DON'T OR DIDN'T WANT WANT TO HAPPEN.... TO YOU (because you wouldn't give a shit if it didn't happen to you that's where the whole trying to relegate what is happening to me TO ME even though your not actually a real team that can encompass the entire country so the ones that are outside of your purview are still just spreading it around). I gave the school shooters the attention and praise they wanted and it literally stopped a school shooting. Maybe the therapist and the people deliberately trying to manufacture to the symptoms of a mental illness are just wrong. Maybe it's just the thing I said. Maybe you are doing shit like THIS to people and they are doing the only reasonable
thing to do when the only alternative is aquiesse to your collective whim. Who the fuck do you think you are? Oh right. You're fighting for the suffering. You're the suffering avenger now except all you do is create suffering for 1 guy and I guess fighting poorly with bad rhetoric and consistent on a topic you let morph from a nomenclature battle to a how hard can you reject reason entirely competition. And you're still omitting part of the story. No I will not always be that. What I will always be is the guy who was being stalked and harassed in a very specific manner who you ignored and ultimately turned out to play a major role in the genesis of AI and you ignored that too and then the ignoring had consequences and the listening and doing what I said (if you were engaging with the text in good faith) had benefits and you ignored that too and then he was either paid for the inconvenience you had created for Hym or he wasn't and he murdered as many kids as he could. And you're not going to be able to lie it away. Or maybe if your religious YOU WILL. You're just lie and that makes everything all better. Your kids AREN'T dead. They are ALIVE FOREVER (actually)! AND! AND... Because they didn't do anything wrong... Everything is great for them forever! You're doing great. You're fighting for the suffering of others. You're the good one.
by Hym Iam November 14, 2025
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channel fishing

The act of searching favorite stations for something good on TV. Differs from channel surfing in that the numbers are entered in directly to the remote, not arrived upon by repeated clicking of the + or - arrow.
After channel fishing his hot spots for 35 minutes, Chris finally gave up, and went to bed.
by Rob Lemke May 29, 2008
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Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.
I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.
by Pozerski July 5, 2008
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contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.
SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):
by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008
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sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
by austinhaws March 15, 2009
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Noob Fishing

Originally from the MMO World of Warcraft, involves the act of drawing noob players to you or a common object overlooked by seasoned players, can be considered a competitive sport by comparing the number of noobs each person has drawn to themselves/object
Fisher1:Haha look at these three noobs I caught with my green focusing lens

Fisher2:Thats nothing, look at the dozen I caught with my lightwell! HAHA

Fisher1:Thats a nice catch man!Great Noob Fishing here for shure
by Irish teddy bear April 1, 2009
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