Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

Fuck your girlfriends ass day by Duderruder February 20, 2025

Fuck your shortest friend day 

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

Fuck your shortest friend day by sussysmol April 11, 2025

Fuck your kids 

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)

Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."

Fuck your kids by Hym Iam May 14, 2025

go fuck yourself 

Go on a incredible adventure of pleasure loneliness sadness and desesperation all by yourself !

Go fuck yourself you useless sack of shit !

go fuck yourself by Plastic Cheese August 3, 2017

Go fuck yourself! 

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.

-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!

Go fuck yourself! by Potatis November 17, 2018

National fuck your crush day 

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

National fuck your crush day by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day 

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day by ibeslangin February 2, 2021