Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.

Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021

Evan

The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)

I love “evan”

You see that dude over there must be an “evan”

by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021

cheyna evans

A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it

Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling

Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good

by Tsuna free October 5, 2021

Evan

Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.

Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.

by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021

Lucas Evans

Has a short penis

Lucas evans has a short penis

by Jmoney1990 December 1, 2019