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Energy Vampire

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"
Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.
by Unknown997 March 1, 2024
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Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!
by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
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Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
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Dictator energy

Possessing extreme or alarming amounts of verve, energy, and willpower. Individuals with dictator energy often appear strung-out, overly-energetic, and have extreme goals which they pursue with inappropriate zeal. Victims of dictator energy are often ordered around, or worse, falling into the deadly orbit of someone who can't give up on their insane goals.
Yo, she's extreme, dude, she has dictator energy.
by mercenarypen March 9, 2024
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Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.
Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...
by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024
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Big Medina Energy

Much more powerful than typical BDE. BME is far superior is both size and charisma. Medina Energy simply dwarfs all other Dick Energy, no matter how big.
Look at that dude Luis, man. His BME can’t be stopped. He walks into a room and his dick has already been in there for 10 minutes. Classic Big Medina Energy.
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher March 21, 2024
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