Fiat energy

Energy such as wind/solar captured using carbon, labor and resource intense devices that fail to generate their initial input energy cost, with a large environmental impact at the end of their high time preference lifespan.

"Hey Jeff, did you see their taking down the windmills from the top of the deforrested mountain top?"

"Yeah, fiat energy seemed like a fantastic idea, until I saw them burying the massive non recyclable, fibreglass blades."

by Liberty4GodSake August 14, 2021

Big Spider Energy

When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE

Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energy…holy shit, a tarantula!

by Arachno Mike September 21, 2022

Small dick energy

The essence of elon musk

Elon musk has small dick energy

by MGCs'slut January 12, 2024

Small Gay Energy

When the small gay meets a gay person, he sends off his small gay energy. After receiving small gay energy, the gay person will be more likely to transform in a straight person.

Gay: Hey friend!
Small gay: Hey there. (sending small gay energy)
Straight (formerly gay): WTF I'm not gay anymore.

by SmallestGayEver August 8, 2019

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025

Bia Energy

italian summers, beach picnics, literally just picnics, literally just italy, threatening to kill ur whole family of u don’t respond, city life, city apartments, harry styles, one direction, fancy words, and being confusing 24/7.

Omg that girl is definitely displaying Bia energy

by swagman300 February 2, 2021

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025