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Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.
by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022
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evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft
diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??
by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022
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Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
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Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
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evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
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Evan

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt
by chocolate negro January 18, 2020
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Evan

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass
by peachypie98 September 2, 2022
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