Dirty Dink

In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.

"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".

or

"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

Dirty Misty

Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.

Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.

I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.

by Bob Fife December 9, 2018

Dirty Harvey

The art of humping a chicks boob crack while doing a handstand.

Hey i totally gave a dirty harvey to that ho last night.

by Andy Blacke April 28, 2008

Dirty Kirk

Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.

Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.

by LargeDavid March 27, 2021

Dirty Paige

A dirty Paige is a woman who will go down and give you that gawk gawk, nipple twister, ball buster 3000 and once she's done swallowing all of your kids she will get up then shake you mothers hand, as if she wasnt just tugging on your cock like she was trying to milk an old sick cow.

Dude man#1: bro my mom hates my girl and she's dull asf i think im gonna bump her.
Man dude#2: awe bro that sucks i dont have that problem i met a FREAK. Her names Paige.
Dude man#1: im gonna go get myself a Dirty Paige.

by Babygirl1719 July 29, 2020

dirty good

When the food you're eating is greasy, nasty, and otherwise disgusting, but you could care less because it is so good.

Man, this Rally's/Checker's Big Bufford sure is dirty good.

top examples include:
Rally's/Checker's
Hardees/Carl's Jr.
anything with grease dripping off, etc...

by Clay Davis December 12, 2007

Dirty Buchanan

whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's

Brazil was great until my douchbag friend gave me a Dirty Buchanan

by gay, homo, fag, asshole, DP August 12, 2009