The hottest man on Earth, a.k.a Lafayette in Hamilton, a.k.a the guy who played Sebastion in the newest Little Mermaid, a.k.a the cop in Blindspotting, a.k.a THE finest man on Earth
by daveeddiggsisfine January 9, 2024

by beg4me August 4, 2022

*he is such a dave lawson*
by TryHardTryer May 24, 2015

by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup
Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts
by werykul December 1, 2024

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.
by hooker cat July 20, 2014

An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.
by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019
