crotch hound

Crotch hound:

a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of the crotch.
c) just about every political figure.
d) A dog that always has their nose in a person's crotch

Example:
Guy one: Hey, I am gonna vote for Hillary.
Guy two: are you nuts? she will say anything for a vote, she is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:Hey, I am gonna hang out with Tina tonight.
Guy two:Fuck that, all she wants is your cash and your ride, that ho is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:bro, you dog wont stop digging its nose in my crotch.
Guy two: I know, that dog is a crotch hound.

by ed fagan January 20, 2008

Crotch Candy

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

by cdettwei December 30, 2008

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Crotch Rocket

Getting crazy jealous! Like for reelz?!?

Don't be getting all crotch rocket for bullshit you don't know about yet!

by Jealous Queen August 20, 2013

crotch rumbler

a group of people who never found a vagina mystery that they couldn't get to the bottom of

crotch rumblers OUT

by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008

Crotch Federal

1. A supporter of joining a crotch.
2. A strong relation to a unit established on a crotch

You dirty Crotch Federal!

by Kyle Halverson February 25, 2008

Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021