flobby crotch

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005

Crotch Candy

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

by cdettwei December 30, 2008

Crotch Rocket

Getting crazy jealous! Like for reelz?!?

Don't be getting all crotch rocket for bullshit you don't know about yet!

by Jealous Queen August 20, 2013

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Crotch Federal

1. A supporter of joining a crotch.
2. A strong relation to a unit established on a crotch

You dirty Crotch Federal!

by Kyle Halverson February 25, 2008