sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.

I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.

by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021

Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021

ice cream bumday

The transforming of a posterior into an ice cream Sunday through the use of ice cream, spray cream, sprinkles and, if you’re feeling a little adventurous, a well placed flake. Said ice cream can then be devoured with the gusto of a hungry Labrador.

Fancy an ice cream bumday tonight love

by Orbitron December 15, 2021

Chinese Cream Pie

Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 1, 2022

Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.

Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm

guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm

by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022

Ice Cream Sandwich

A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.

My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010