covid-19life

it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️

someone in complete paradise: ha! you live in covid-19life

by internetbrowserandanimalfreak December 14, 2020

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Covid Lifteasy

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

by Danc818 June 15, 2020

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 9, 2023

covid starter

dog eating chinks

Hey! There's a covid starter!

by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Covid Gangbang

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.

Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch

by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021