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Cosen

he’s fine af and really nice. he’s shy and mysterious and probably has a hot younger brother names Labrandus... if u meet a Cosen be careful he might just break your heart
ella: i love labrandus, u should date his older brother cosen!
natalia: YES he’s so hot i love him
by person28474849 February 16, 2021
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
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closetedkurapika

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika
have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?
by killuaschocorobos March 26, 2021
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closetedkurapika

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐
closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳
by kurapikaslovebot. March 26, 2021
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Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
A is closeted
by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021
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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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