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I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The thing you, a right wing capitalist conservative, will say when you see someone giving money away to poor people
Guy: here kiddo, have $500 dollars to buy the biggest burger in burger king in this capitalist dystopia

Based right wing person: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM

The guy was sent to the correctional facility for his communist actions and his $500 was contributed to a corporation that built a new amusement park where the poor kid lived to boost the entertainment industry
by random_dino September 13, 2021
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communistic nazism

an Ideology where a person is super nationalistic and super socialistic. The person tends to follow the hatred of Jews, wanting everyone to be equal, and hated any for of religion(especially Judaism)
“I follow communistic Nazism, I hate Jews and want everyone to have equal pay! Also screw religion!”
by Kodakohl January 24, 2018
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communism

Communism is the only form of government that will save the entire world from hell. Communism is the best because it states that everything is shared or owned by the government. With this there will be no more poor people. Sharing land and valuables will be best f or us because know we don't have to negotiate prices or deal with any bullshit. Everything is ours and theirs. how Do you think China has survived so long? Because of Communism. Communism will free us all. Communism is a creation of God himself, for he gave us free will, and with it, we WILL establish Communism.
Me to my teacher: Communism is the only way. Just like Karl Marx once said:
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite! "
by Shortboi May 29, 2018
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Communism

Arguably, the best and most fair system of government. The parent of socialism
All communist countries have failed because communism has been implemented correctly yet.
by 3liteHaxor June 8, 2018
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Normandale Community College

The Community College in Bloomington, Minnesota that all high school fuck ups, and kids who cannot leave their high school friends and move on with their lives, attend. It is almost guaranteed that if you are one of the few who go there, your chances of success are slim to none.
by Jezusonmynecklace May 8, 2011
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Communism

Something which saved millions of lives, something which works and something that didn’t lead to millions of deaths. Also Something which encourages personal freedom and doesn’t lead to abuse of power and corruption. It also is known for making people wealthy.
Communism is great, sincerely your fellow comrade.
by DownyDolphin February 23, 2020
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2011
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