Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

Brown Cloud by swaggette November 29, 2009

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

Excuse Cloud by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

counting clouds

Going to sleep high

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"

counting clouds by zoriboi March 5, 2012

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

jinx cloud by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

chocolate cloud by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 9, 2013

Candy Cloud 

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

Candy Cloud by TomsExtremePP December 16, 2013

eating clouds 

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

eating clouds by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014