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Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.
"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."
by Read it! July 11, 2025
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Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”
by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025
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Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'
Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla
by Goumnopings August 25, 2010
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Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
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Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
by David6882 November 27, 2018
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