Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010

Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010

Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.

by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022

canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine

person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?

by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023

canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 4, 2010

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010