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Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.
Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.
by Climpy April 1, 2023
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Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.
Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.
by Hadrian April 3, 2023
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Cotton Candy

H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.
Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023
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Coltofrainia

The feeling or need to excessively make the worst out of pocket jokes about a girl named Kayla dickriding on a boy named Colton
If this girl simply sends you a snap of her middle finger you would respond with "is that the finger he uses"

Or

If she says she's at a job orientation the logical response is "to be Colton's lap dancer"

Or

A simple "never be ashamed to dick ride coltie"

These are all said due to Coltofrainia
by LordyLover May 1, 2023
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contopled

When something falls that is really loud and makes you laugh
Bro we we’re building a fort and that shit contopled
by bi11 May 7, 2023
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Colton

A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...

Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!

Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
by CranberryCoya June 1, 2023
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Cloutochondriac

A person who actively fakes illnesses or disabilities for clout or popularity.
These people are the scum of the Earth and have no place in society other than wasting the short amount of time we have on this world.
Cloutochondriac: Hey guys, I just self-diagnosed myself with Cerebral Palsy, no, I have not talked to any medical professionals about this. I just feel like I deserve to have a Wheelchair.

Normal Person: But you can still walk though?

Cloutochondriac: I know, I just really like the sound of the wheels going up the disabled ramp!
by Infernex June 26, 2023
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