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Beach

(adj.)
• a state of being at complete and utter peace with oneself.
(noun)
• a legendary bar built only for the gods
(adj.)
Bro don't you just wanna be beach?
(noun)
Let's go to the Beach!
by Trebek's Mother December 16, 2017
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Beach, beach, bitch

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018
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labrewna beach

Two gals taking on this crazy world one day at a time.
Gal 1: Is it labrewna beach?
Gal 2: Yes! I'll get the beer.
by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017
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mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML
White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"
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Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
by popnart May 19, 2017
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Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.
I've got a case of Beach AIDS
by Doogle33 June 16, 2017
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