Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beach

Something that you call your friends because calling your friends bitches can be mean.

“Whats up beaches!”
“Omg ily beach”

by Poppers poppin June 18, 2019

kanaha beach

best place to chill in hawaii

man! kanaha beach sounds like heaven right now

by redhawtchillipeppers November 13, 2017

Beach

Where the snow meets water or the parking lot. A common aprés spot to regroup with friends under a chillass spring/summer blue sky afternoon

808-moke: e brah want go beach afta this run?
808-chopsticks: Shoots! Hana hou gurl. Last RUuuuuun cheeeuu
Calidude: Sweet! I already got all my lines in. Let's tailgate at my truck yo!
Snowsurfer: Don't forget the poke, I buried it in the treewell!
808-moke: Beers and pupus, cannot wait fo talk story, see you on teh beach!
Calidude: fosho! I'll pull out the beach chairs

by mainland_pidgin February 29, 2020

Beach

Well it's a beautiful land near the adventurous ocean
Or it may be a swear word but then you just say "Beach" so that it won't get tagged out

You: Mom? Can we go to that new beach that opened?
Mom: Maybe later honey!

Your friend: Hey do you want to go to that new arcade?
You: Later, I'm having an argument with this Beach

by itstay September 7, 2021

Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.

I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.

by Crowned Raven March 18, 2021