A short guy who always thinks they’re always funny. Austin always gets along with others, until revealing his giant ego. Monday’s are hated only because of him.
Shivam: You look nice today, Austin. (No Homo)
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.
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Get the Austin The White Nerd mug.Austin is a big Christian that will treat any girl the right way. He treats girls with names that start with K or J. He has sweet brown eyes and sandy blonde hair. He may curse a little too much but he try’s to stop because you (his girlfriend) asked him to.
I asked Austin to ______ and he did it as soon as he could.
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Get the Austin “the licker “ gromek mug.(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot
Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
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