He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right. He genuinely cares about everyone. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. He is tall and has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and light brown hair. The best guitar player and very good at baseball. Known to have a very big dick and good in bed.
by boombopbamcrack April 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by YourD@D:) April 6, 2019
Get the Austin wmug. The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.
And that's why I hate myself -Austin
And that's why I hate myself -Austin
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
Get the Austinmug. As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,
World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.
World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.
by anonymous January 10, 2025
Get the Austin Power's Syndromemug. "Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.
by Ralphhendry March 9, 2023
Get the Austin Quincelmug. There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.
by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021
Get the Austinmug. A "teenager" acts like an autistic kid . Sleeps all the time , cries for no reason and try to seek attention from literally every female teacher but get scolded by every single teacher
Person 1: L bozo you trash
Person 2: Bruh, stop saying that
Person 1: Ok, You're such an Austin
Person 2 (To Herman Lai): 我懷疑佢霸凌我
Person 1: L + ratio + no friends + sleepy + no black pen
Person 2: Bruh, stop saying that
Person 1: Ok, You're such an Austin
Person 2 (To Herman Lai): 我懷疑佢霸凌我
Person 1: L + ratio + no friends + sleepy + no black pen
by Autistic Tape inventor November 30, 2023
Get the Austinmug.