April 30 ;)

Grab someone’s ass and they have to grab yours back!!

Grab someone’s ass on April 30 ;)

by !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! April 29, 2019

april 24th

april 24th is the day that any girl can slap her ex or any boy she wants so on April 24th slap any boy you want girls!

boy: "OW WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!"
girl: "oh u didnt hear it april 24th i can salp any boy I want!😈"

by jenny's girl April 20, 2021

April 7

A day when oily people with big foreheads come into being, aka National Greasy Forehead day. The grease found on these peoples foreheads is often acidic and detrimental to skin. In conclusion, please steer clear of people born on April 7th as their greasy foreheads will consume you.

“Hey look this dude was born on April 7th, better watch out for that greasy forehead of his.”

by milliondollaputhayyy March 23, 2021

april 20

A day on which idiot potheads around the world get together and celebrate the anniversary of Hitler's birth, Napolean's birth and the Columbine High School massacre.

Also known as 4/20.

"Yo man, it's April 20. Let's get baked"
"Sweet man! Heil Hitler!"

by edward doyle May 4, 2006

April 18

It's National Nudes Day u just can't say NO!!
Send a nude to the first friend who shows u this. Make a nudes chain with another friends!

Nick: Hey, Molly. Let me show you something *shows April 18 National Nudes Day*
Molly: Hmmm... How would you like it?

by Lickytung16 April 18, 2020

april 3

dumb bitch day

She was born on april 3, thats why shes such a dumb bitch

by i like pipi October 15, 2019

April 28

April 28 is national grab ass day and national grab pum pum day

(Walks up to girl and grabs her by the pum pum)
April 28 is the best day ever

by April 28 May 9, 2019